"Couldn't they just save themselves the money and lay down in a bathtub? I think it'd be the same sensation."

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth