The elderly security guard shook his head slowly from side to side before sadly muttering under his breath "boys will be boys".

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

They're the two most popular girls in school.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.