The moral of the story is if you are going to dress up a 9-year-old boy like a girl and feed him rum, try to drive the speed limit.

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The moral of the story is if you are going to dress up a 9-year-old boy like a girl and feed him rum, try to drive the speed limit.. The moral of the story is if you are going to dress up a 9-year-old boy like a girl and feed him rum, try to drive the speed limit.. weird,cross dressing,police blotter,rum

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From am on April 10, 2006

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"A friend of ours got really, really, drunk at our house so we told him he needed to go home. We offered to drive him but said he'd walk home by himself. Bad choice."

Picture "A friend of ours got really, really, drunk at our house so we told him he needed to go home. We offered to drive him but said he'd walk home by himself. Bad choice."

Picture "I found "Amanda" here when I was in some weird sex chatroom. Moral of the story? Check someone's profile BEFORE you tell them about your fantasies..."

"Sir, are you aware you were going 35 miles UNDER the speed limit?"

Picture "Sir, are you aware you were going 35 miles UNDER the speed limit?"

You had me at rum.

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"15 Gallons of Kool Aid, 1 Handle of Everclear, 2 Handles of Vodka, 1 Litre of Coconut Rum, and a trip to your local hardware store can make a very interesting night. Along with cleaning up red vomit stains until 6 am."

Picture "15 Gallons of Kool Aid, 1 Handle of Everclear, 2 Handles of Vodka, 1 Litre of Coconut Rum, and a trip to your local hardware store can make a very interesting night. Along with cleaning up red vomit stains until 6 am."

The Moral of the Story: You can be a slut, just don't sound like one all the time.

Picture The Moral of the Story: You can be a slut, just don't sound like one all the time.

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