Picture "A friend of ours got really, really, drunk at our house so we told him he needed to go home. We offered to drive him but said he'd walk home by himself. Bad choice."
Picture "I found "Amanda" here when I was in some weird sex chatroom. Moral of the story? Check someone's profile BEFORE you tell them about your fantasies..."
Picture "15 Gallons of Kool Aid, 1 Handle of Everclear, 2 Handles of Vodka, 1 Litre of Coconut Rum, and a trip to your local hardware store can make a very interesting night. Along with cleaning up red vomit stains until 6 am."