Looks like they're going to have to neuter his Internet connection, too.
"4) Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but it smells like poop in here."
This looks like a good costume, but then imagine trying to walk around in it.
It's like snowing, but snowing bird poop.
"He looks sort of like he wants to kill himself."
It's a warning. Next time he better give his extra fries to the seagulls.