When ordering food in a foreign country, remember that most cultures actually call sandwiches "rape".

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.