Once, after really intense sex with a high school crush I had recently reconnected with, the first thing she said to me while we were both still trying to catch our breath was "You must hungry from doing all that work, want me to make you a sandwich?"......I almost proposed.
That guy was probably making a great noise when this picture was taken.
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Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
