If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Technically it's only animal cruelty if the hat's glued to his head. Thank God for staples!
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Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
