You know what she's thinking. She's staring right at you thinking "this could be you."
"I know what you're thinking and no, we don't have girlfriends."
Hey man, your dog's really small, but I guess it's soft so that makes up for the lack of size.
I may be drunk, but this blanket isn't nearly as soft as it should be.
Hey, ya know that soft spot you've got? Yeah, get it ready.
I forgot how cuddly and playful bunnies were.