OCTABONG!!!!!!

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive