Hoo. Hoo. Hoo. (snaps).
I tawt I taw a titty tat! I did, I did see a titty tat!
Aww boo hoo Hooters.
Forgive them; they know not that that tickles hoo hoo HA HA! HA HA HA!
If I didn't know any better, Id's say he's already getting some service. AY YOO, UP TOP!
"My buddy said he'd get a totally f'in crazy tat if we got people to pay for it."