I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Isn't that the joy of Amsterdam?
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I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
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Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.