He may have won the battle, but he definitely lost the war. The war being the severe beating he was given in the driveway after the match.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday