I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Since all these girls have crazy eyes you'd think one of them would see that guy.
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They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
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At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
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Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
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Leave that thing a-Lohan.
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Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
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She hasn't been seen since.
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Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
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Fixed it!
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Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
