Possibly the most important topic in modern mathematics is on page 14.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.