Alright, I'm looking at his cards. Damn it, I fold.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Yours truly, Person That Hates You

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.