Here's a tip - change your name.
Beach Tip: Under the boardwalk is a good place to change.
"TIP: When trying to meet guys, putting "troll" anything in your name: not a good idea."
For too long, you've taken your mediocre waitering job for granted.
There has a be a town referendum for a name change soon, right?
Check this out, a kid named Smoke Pot signed his name here.