How alcoholics fix their toilets.

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps