He accidentally ate a deflated beach ball with his Chef Boyardee last night and his gas filled it up.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young