Ass. Tools
I was searching for some screws in my garage when I stumbled upon this drawer of assorted sex toys.
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Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
