Obama's Senate Seat on Ebay
My buddy at Eastern Illinois University put this up on ebay and apparently people bid on it up to $99,999,999.99. He got all over the local news for it.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.