A cheery "SIEG HEIL" salute and free key chains should bring people over to the McCain table.
Not only are they McCain supporters, they're die hard SpongeBob and Patrick fans.
McCain supporter caught lying to police about Obama beating.
In fact, McCain was just about three dozen children short from winning in 2008.
If those taps work, this is costume of the century.
The real question is who's nailin' Palin tonight.