Oh, yeah, I could definitely flip this house for a profit.
Not let me show you out back. This house has a lovely creaky swing set where the echoes of forgotten children still float on the wind.
The marketing campaign for "UP" actually started in the 1940s when this house was built.
Now let's not judge. I'm sure the owner is a very nice serial killer.
That's one way to make a house boat...
It was either this or selling their baby for money.