"Happened to come across a surplus of mouse pads and the linoleum tile just wasn't doing it for me..."

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"