As a pet detective who should be paying a little more attention to the cat having seizures on the rug.
"I MADE YOU A SCARF!" Said the crazy, blind girlfriend.
That rug really ties the bed together.
After the ceremony it's tradition to coat the gown in plastic and use it as a huge Slip 'n Slide.
We know what we're getting PETA this year!
Better wear a scarf.