My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
I took this picture of a cop parked in a handicap spot writing a guy a ticket for parking in a handicap spot
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
