Headlines are funny sometimes, even when they're not supposed to be.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.