Now if someone pukes, we don't even have to clean it up. We just lay down some fresh carpet.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.