Picture "When people would ask what I was, I would spray them in the face with water and yell, 'Partly Cloudy with a chance of rain!"
Picture I spent four hundred dollars on this kayak and, damn it, I'm going to use it every chance I get.
Picture I'm going to use the same "Hey, some of these guys don't even have cars!" line that I stole from a Nation Lampoon book AGAIN. There, I said it.
Picture "I should've divorced him when I had the chance," said his miserable wife through a forced smile.
Picture When I used to guess how long it would take Britney Spears to do nudity, I never would have imagined I could lose interest so quickly.