Picture "Some guy robbed the liquor store in second level of the strip mall. A police standoff followed, then he locked himself in and set it on fire (he showed those cops). The store burned down but the sign survived." Mmmmm... toasty!
Picture "Bad things happen when you try to light a fire with engine starter. The kid in the background told me I was going to light myself on fire that is why he is about to take a picture. My middle finger had second degree burns in the end."