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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
Offensive Draw Something Word
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
I don't know if I'm going. Last time He only got one keg and everyone was gone by midnight.
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.