He looks like he's in pain.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth