Picture "This is the Dominos man that delivered our pizza. He had to shit while he was making change." And you took a picture of him?
Picture Had to stop the keg stand at 15 seconds. After all, he's got three other deliveries to make across town!
Picture "Bad things happen when you try to light a fire with engine starter. The kid in the background told me I was going to light myself on fire that is why he is about to take a picture. My middle finger had second degree burns in the end."