"Hello? Hi, I need a tow truck and a can of upholstery cleaner please."
Hi, now can I see your license and registration? You were doing 105 in a school zone.
Their pickup truck also has chairs instead of tires.
Hi, I came for a handjob and the password to your wi-fi.
It's not the size of the bed of your truck that matters.
Jeff Foxworthy, call me. I have an idea for one of your redneck jokes.