If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
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Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.