Is that just the angle of your tail or are you happy to see me? Oh, the former? Makes sense.
That is either an enormous cat or a tiny shark. Either way I'm happy.
Did you know that 688 cats a year are killed by cars? And not run over, either.
"Sorry I ruined your sandwich, but it was either that or the couch."
And all cats remember that moment as "The Great Betrayal" and vowed to wake humans every morning as an act of vengeance.
I don't care how many degrees that angle has, it's a cute.