Picture "My dad sent me this picture when he was drunk, he called it the female dream car. I'm stoned as hell right now so maybe this isn't as funny as I think it is, but I'm just trying to figure out why the hell the woman is going to WalMart
Picture "My dad has become a bit of a legend with my friends, so what better way to honor him than to shave my head, rock the horseshoe hiarstyle, and go as myself thirty years down the road?"
Picture I looked it up. It says: "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." So, there you go - kill dad.