Not so much of a menu item, but a description of what happens when you eat there.
Prediction - there is no way there is a sex tape where this man has sex with two women.
No, able-bodied people, you can't have sex there too--even if it's only for a minute.
There is no spoon? But only because I deleted the "Spoon" layer.
"There's a sex based theme park in Korea. This is one of the statues there."
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.