A Don Vito shaming.
I carry Don Vito's mugshot in my wallet, and whenever I fear that maybe I'm ugly I look at it.
Don Vito lets out a screech, and can then begin his mating dance.
Don Vito makes his own rules. Rule #1 - there are no rules!
It seems like if Don Vito really wanted to take a break this Spring, he'd read a book or something.
Terrible Don Vito costume, you're not even groping anyone.