Picture "C'mon guys, my step-dad's picking me up in half an hour to bring me to his super orthodox church."
Picture "My friend Zach was talking shit about he was going to stay up all night. He was messing with everyone who was went to sleep. That's him under the duct tape."
Picture "The next morning he had to take a train back home where his parents picked him up and took him to the doctor for his broken foot. He was still covered in spray paint."
Picture "This guy got wasted, came back to the apartment, got tea bagged and smiled during it, and burned noodles and grilled cheese. He passed out and left a hot girl in his bed - she wrote all of that on him."