"Warning: Do not allow your roommates girlfriend near your 4,000 can beeramid!"

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive