Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
Wow, I'm gonna be just like professional pen spinner Alby Jacobson! He's SO cool.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.