The tree has a street sign reader slot.
"Tree 1, board 0. Do you see the fish face too?"
Stupid tree! The sun is up in the sky, not down in the ground.
You can tell the age of a tree by it's phallic symbol.
"When you walked up to it, the baby started peeing. When you walked away, it stopped. I drank it"
The Deck the Gals competition is winding down, but the competition is growing fierce.