Only the best go in the paper

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere