Picture One day, I hope to buy one for myself. Probably when I'm abroad in Europe. In a Red Light District.
Picture "My friend thinks her butt is amazing. I told her we should lets the interwebz be the judge. JUDGE INTERNETZ, JUDGE!"
Picture Alright Flag Team, this is BCS National Championship Game. We've prepared all season for this. I'm proud of what you've all accomplished, now get out there and get the crowd PUMPED!