Then He will understand why I was late to church this week. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture March 8, 2006 Recommended Comments () Picture Finally, the church is addressing the important topics. Next week - can god make a rock so heavy that even god himself can't lift it? Picture Someone should really clean all the dried piss off the church. Picture If the church REALLY wants to compete they need to change their 1 hour sessions to 3-week series. And offer sex. Picture And He said to Moses "Don't hate on the church, playa." That's right, He was saying Playa 3500 years before it was cool. Picture Honey, why don't we start going to church on Saturday instead? Picture "We took this guy's picture and then he followed us down the street and into a GNC where he started yelling, 'I haven't farted in such a long time! These vitamins make me farted!" Comments ()