"How we smuggled three bottles of grain, six bottles of Bankers Club, and one bottle of Jim Beam onto our cruise." Only three bottles of grain?

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."