my dad gave me a free phone and got himself a droid. Every few days he gets mad and throws it because it take more than one button to make a phone call. Ive seen it hit the walls, concrete, etc. Girls in school have iPhones that dont last 1 day. They fall off a desk and explode. My dad tries to break his droid and it doesnt even get scratched. Suck on that Apple.
The Skoal Pole
A few of my buddies from my hall decided to do something creative with their empty tins. That's about a 9' ceiling and there were tins left over. The pressure from the ceiling tile pressing on the top tin was enough to let it be freestanding. This all fro
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Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.