Mmmmm... Steven Segal juice.
Saying both "Steven Segal" and "Super Action" is probably redundant.
The guy who does TV guide descriptions REALLY hates Steven Segal.
Look how cool that dude in back is. He's not even interested by the girls making out.
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Act III gets even more intense.