I wasn't going to say anything.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.