Truly coool people don't need to advertrise it.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109